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soulslookingforhome:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMG WHAT

(Source: maimedlion, via shireen-baratheon)

— 1 day ago with 84230 notes
Yoink!

animalsbeingdicks:

Seal steals giant fish from fisherman's hands - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

Hey, who ordered the fish to go?

— 1 day ago with 643 notes

listenupfives:

I hate this video. Oh, do I ever hate this video. It’s not just that I have no love for the smug individuals peddling this tired Hallmark pabulum and it’s not just that I hate the “really makes u think” Facebook toads sharing this like it’s enlightenment gold. I hate the self-congratulatory culture that this was watered, fed and grown in. 

Here’s the thing: motherhood is hard. No one is doubting that. When is the last time you met an actual human monster who truly believed that mothers have it easy? Is anyone really spouting that belief? If so, they’re not who I take umbrage with; they’re beyond saving.

Here’s the real thing: motherhood doesn’t have to be as hard as it is for most women. It’s not some divine commandment that mothers should take up their cross, give up a huge chunk of their earning potential and resign themselves to be human snot rags, starved of sleep and mental stimulation. That’s not just the natural order of things and hey- good on you women for sticking it out all these centuries! You guys are the real heroes!

No. Motherhood is hard, but it’s harder than it needs to be because of men. When was the last time you heard anyone say “Fatherhood is a full time job, amirite?” Men are not expected to resign from their public lives once their genetic material creates a new person. No one asks a working father how he finds the time to balance it all. A kid is not a career. Money isn’t changing hands (I hope) when you have a kid. 

There are things that the powerful men in this society absolutely could do to make motherhood easier. Corporate society could be restructured so that women don’t immediately feel the proverbial elbows at their sides the second they start showing. Childcare could be more accessible to working mothers. Hell, it’s basically a human right in most other developed countries. An actually appropriate length for maternity AND paternity leave could be a standard for corporations to adhere to. Fathers could be expected to do more than duck into a soccer game or apply a spanking as need be. The onus does not need to be on the mother; men just put it there and thanked us for all the hard work we didn’t exactly agree to.

Men of the world: you do not just get to say “Motherhood is the hardest job in the world” with a shit-eating grin and then trot off, patting yourself on the back for throwing mothers the tiniest morsel of your concern. You created this mess. Acknowledgment without responsibility and without action is useless to me.

In the words of Jenna Maroney, go jump back up your mother.

— 3 days ago with 240 notes
#PREACH 
jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

(Source: u-gotta-kik, via munkykiss)

— 1 week ago with 186968 notes
Happy national siblings day, and #TBT

Happy national siblings day, and #TBT

— 1 week ago
#tbt 
nanlawsketch:

I wish Tyrion and Sansa could be a happily married couple. But it can never be.

nanlawsketch:

I wish Tyrion and Sansa could be a happily married couple. But it can never be.

— 1 week ago with 885 notes
unbelievable-facts:


People ages 18-33 are the most stressed individuals in the world. After the age of 33 stress levels tend to reduce.

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unbelievable-facts:

People ages 18-33 are the most stressed individuals in the world. After the age of 33 stress levels tend to reduce.

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(Source: USA Today)

— 1 week ago with 236 notes

the first McDonald drive-thru was opened near a military base in Arizona “to serve soldiers who weren’t permitted to get out of their cars while wearing fatigues.”

the first McDonald drive-thru was opened near a military base in Arizona “to serve soldiers who weren’t permitted to get out of their cars while wearing fatigues.”

(Source: mcdonalds.com, via unbelievable-facts)

— 1 week ago with 157 notes

shireen-baratheon:

mediaite:

How did Jon Hamm lose this ’90s dating show?

cause he looks like he’s about to gut you and stuff you in his freezer, that’s how

^^^

(Source: mediaite.com)

— 1 week ago with 1486 notes